Annwyl Mr Cairns,
Let me first of all
apologise for my rude interruption of waking you out of your 'dream' of the
occasion of your knighthood ceremony, it will not happen anyway now that the
Colonial government have woken up to the 'shitty mess' you have put them in
with your 'insane' decision to rename Pont Hafren to Prince of Wales bridge as
a grovelling birthday present to the 'pretender'.
When exactly did you
have that 'mad moment' that caused you to think that this was an inspired idea
and a sure road to your knighthood? Not only did you not think that the
renaming of 'anything' in Cymru should be carried out in full consultation
ending in a public vote by the Cymric people but you had the audacity to rename
this bridge all by yourself giving it the worst name possible that would stick
in Cymric throats aplenty considering our history since we have been under
English occupation and as for your 'smug' comment to the media that only a
'few' Republicans would object, the objecting petition had gathered almost
28,000 names when I last looked - and that's in just a few days and the number
is shooting up by the second!
I must now thank you
for doing such a good deed on behalf of our cause, we have not had such a
patriotic and nationalistic response to anything in Cymru since the Investiture
of this 'pretender 'as an English Prince for Cymru was announced and you will be up there
now remembered and hated along with Lloyd George and the paedophile George
Thomas!
I would strongly
suggest that you scrap this idea immediately because we Cymry will not rest
until you have and the coming months could prove very costly for your
government as it tries to police and control the opposition. The best way you
can make amends to the Cymry is to rename the bridge as 'Pont Owain Glyndŵr,
our last 'true' Tywysog Cymru and the strongest symbol of our sovereignty and
continuing struggle for Independence
Sincerely
Siân Ifan
C.E.O.
Llysgenhadaeth/Embassy Glyndŵr.
